Feb 2006

What is wrong with Condi?

Mr. President,
What the Sam Hill is Condi doing? I heard she exercised before TV cameras on WRC's morning show! What was that supposed to prove? Jesuz junior, you're in deeper than a summer tick with problems! How exactly does having your Secretary of State doing leg lifts on TV help you?

You seem to have quite a following. Tens of thousands of Indians, (no junior, not wild west Indians), were waving flags and shouting "Death to Bush!" yesterday in New Delhi to protest your upcoming visit. One senior police officer in charge of crowd control estimated the crowd to be around 100,000 people.

I guess you can brush them off like you have with so many other crowds that protest against you; refer to them as merely "focus groups" and chuckle. I can't even guess how many will show up when you actually arrive.

Doesn't it kind of tick you off junior, that Clinton is able to walk around almost anywhere in the world without a small army all around him.

Mr. "Locked and seriously Loaded" vice-president was valiantly trying to defend your mis-management of VA funding yesterday. He used the politician's standard line to end the conversation with the American Legion's members at their annual Washington meeting, by thanking them for their advice.
Does he think everyone is as malleable as those Texas policemen from Kenedy County?

I am so happy to see you stick to your guns and exclaim that you will veto any attempt to mess up the port sale to arabs. I would have been disappointed if you had waited for the investigation to be completed. There are so many people that just have to stick their nose into other people's business.

Especially when you know in your heart you are right even without any mandated investigation. An investigation just gives politicians an opportunity to interfere.

The people just have to TRUST you junior. You are the President damn it!

Today's war is like no other so you should have unrestricted powers to deal with it.

Congress is just a millstone, the Constitution is quaint, and the Bill of Rights only apply in peace time. Everybody should understand that.

Make them understand junior. If Rove can't twist enough arms in Congress during the next few weeks, veto it like you promised.

Show them you don't need Congressional oversight. Show them who is really running the show junior and show the country how delusional and dangerous you have really become.

It's always something junior.

Mr. President,
Yesterday's quote from Republican Dirk Kempthorne of Idaho, was quite wrong when he said "I don't think he was well served on the port issue by the bureaucracy."
While Libby may be the appetizer for the courts, you are being served up as the main course junior.
Impeachment is no longer just the howl of left-winng madmen yelling into the wind, it is a movement that is taking root with in the grasslands of the midwest and in other parts of the country.

If it's not about no WMD in Iraq It's Katrina.

If its not Katrina it's illegal NSA spying.

If it's not NSA spying it's Abu Gharib.

If its not Abu Gharib spying it's Cheney shooting his hunting partner.

If it's not Cheney shooting his hunting partner it's keeping the shooting secret.

If it's not trying to keep the shooting secret it's holding people without trials at Guantanimo.

If it's not holding trials at Guantanimo it's torturing suspects at Guantanimo.

If it's not torturing suspects at Guantanimo it's flying suspects around and torturing them.

If it's not flying suspects around the world and torturing them it's the Medicare fiasco.

If its not Medicare fiasco it's selling our ports to the Arabs.

If it's not selling Ports to the Arabs it's your major fundraiser Abramoff.

If it's your major fundraiser Abramoff its allowing illegal immigrants in to take American jobs.

If it's not opening the country to illegals its giving American jobs to China and India.

If it's not sending our jobs overseas its the cost of gas.

If it's not the cost of gas it's Scooter exposing CIA spys.

If it's not Scooter exposing CIA spys it's potential for all out civil war in Iraq.

Where will it stop junior? Where will it stop? Your rating is already at an all time low.

Oh Noe!
One more big monied Republican fund raiser may soon be someone's bitch. Tom Noe from Ohio has been indicted on 53 state felony counts of theft, corruption and money laundering.Noe could be sentenced to 172 1/2 years in prison. Don't these charges sounds familiar familiar? It seems like corruption and money laundering has become a hallmark for Republcans these days? Ask Democrats when they had their day of bathing in money. It hurts when you get caught.

Was Mr. "Locked and Seriously Loaded" Cheney back in Wyoming recently junior? A law was recently proposed before the State legislature called Senate File 79 that would allow hunters to carry automatic weapons such as machine guns into the woods, and allow the use of silencers on guns.
It makes so much sense to use silencers. You won't spook the other animals or disturb the neighbors.
I don't think the law has much of a chance to pass but I admire the way they think in Wyoming and it explains a lot about Cheney.

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: February 28, 2006 4:27:09 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

I hear a passel of snakes hissing junior.

Mr. President,
Did you ever go out walking on the ranch and suddenly find yourself in a pit full of rattle snakes junior? I think I hear those snakes hissing.

The Republican chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee disclosed legislation to create one of those items you had on your to-do list; a temporary guest worker program.
If this passes as it is drafted right now, foreigners will be able to work in the U.S. for up to six years.
Conservatives say it makes a joke out of our border security laws and rewards criminals.

The A.F.L.-C.I.O. says the guest worker program would keep wages low and there would be no incentive for employers to improve or maintain good working conditions. They also say it will create a perpetual underclass of foreign workers; "Millions of people won't get a chance to claim residency."

This looks like the "UAE dock" issue to me. Did a sheik contribute $1 million to your Library foundation to support this one too

It is another no-brainer for Republicans and Democrats to vote against it. This proposed legislation provides cover for Republicans as they distance themselves against you. When Democrats complain it will be easy to label them as anti-homeland security/pro terrorists. It would also be easy for Republicans to claim that Democrats are racists who do not want to allow Hispanic immigrants to enter the country.

South Dakota's abortion issue should bring back more conservatives even if you can't get it to the Supreme Court in time for the November elections. Conservatives will weigh in heavily if they are made to believe Democrats can somehow derail Republicans efforts to overturning Roe. Democrats are stuck. They can't afford to ignore the issue.

Will "Lap Boy" Blair ever learn that he has ceased to be useful. He can't deliver anything useful anymore right?

So I am not surprised that his recent pleading fell on deaf ears when you refused to proceed with a $2.4 Billion contract with Rolls-Royce and General Electric to develop a second engine for the new Joint-Strike Fighter.

Did he say pretty please with a cherry on top?

What ever he said didn't work very well. You decided to allow Pratt & Whitney to have the contract, thereby allowing them a monopoly on military engines for the next few decades. My only question is who took Abramoff's place to get that decision made? And who did you select to sit on the Board of Directors at Pratt & Whitney?

Other Europeans are also a tad upset at you again. They don't appreciate having their citizens kidnapped and sent away to be tortured without their consent anyway.
Germany and Italy both have their panties in a bunch over it.
Kha;ed al-Masari a 42-year old German was kidnapped from a street in Macedonia, tortured for five months and then released in 2004.
And an Italian judge actually ordered the arrest of 13 CIA agents involved in kidnapping and torture of Osama Moustafa Nasr from the streets of Milan in 2003.

As king-of-the-world, I wouldn't worry much about it. You can lie back and cozy up on your sofa like a tick on a hound dog. They can't touch you junior. It's not as if you can be brought before a UN tribunal at the Hague, for war crimes. That only happens to people like Milosevic for crimes against humanity.

Your invasion of a sovereign country was to help them form a government like yours. It wasn't to just destroy the country and kill thousands of people. Yes, some innocent people have died but you can't make mayonnaise without breaking a few eggs right junior.

This is entirely different because you can say you had good intentions. I guess thousands of Iraqi's just died because of bad information. And of course the ends justify the means. Oh, and oil had nothing to do with it.

Just wait junior, the Mideast will soon explode with democracy and freedom.

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: February 27, 2006 3:39:42 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.