Draft em and don't ever apologize.

Mr. President,
After years of denying that Iraq is like Vietnam I am glad you have finally embraced the “V” word.
You even hired Kissenger to help him re-fight the Vietnam war. The only thing you haven’t done is institute the draft. But there is still time.

Since your party has already taken the hit for the war you have nothing to lose now. Mc Cain already went on the record saying we needed more troops to finish the job. Everyone needs a straight man.

If you decide to take the plunge, I think you should draft people according to their mother’s maiden name, starting in the ghettos and barrios, of course.

I think I can find some 60’s protest banners somewhere, and it would be fun if everything else does go retro because, lord knows there was some decent pot back then.

I find it ironic that you actually broke bread with the enemy in Hanoi. I am glad you didn’t do a Jayne-Fonda and sit behind an ant-aircraft gun while you were there. President Lyndon Johnson would have been impressed. Incidentally, he also believed the New York Times was evil.

President Johnson’s
believed in his war as much as you believe in yours. Did you feel his presence while you were there? What is it about Texan presidents that like to start wars and are too stubborn to know they were horribly wrong? Did you guys eat too many worms from empty Tequila bottles? Were you dropped at birth?


I eagerly await your upcoming definition of victory in Iraq. I was encouraged to hear another Bushism recently when one of your acolytes recently demonstrated your influence as he redefined hunger.

According to
Mark Nord, the lead author of the USDA annual report, said "hungry" is "not a scientifically accurate term.


The Agriculture Department issues a yearly report that measures Americans' access to food, and it has always defined the word "hunger" to describe those who can least afford to put food on the table.

According to a Washington Post article, “The
USDA said that 12 percent of Americans -- 35 million people -- could not put food on the table at least part of last year. Eleven million of them reported occasionally going hungry. The USDA has determined 'very low food security' to be a more scientifically palatable description for that group.”



I guess those millions of Americans who struggle daily to feed themselves and their families, will be relieved to understand that they are not technically hungry.

Likewise after you redefine victory in Iraq the new
morgues built in Baghdad for the thousands of Iraqis killed will be idled, and the tattoo artists who etch Iraqi’s next-of-kin’s phone numbers on their bodies will be looking for other work.

Many Iraqis are tattooed because the morgues can’t take the time to find family members and quickly intern bodies to make room for new victims of your war.




Former South African President P.W. Botha the Apartheid leader, who jailed tens of thousands of black activists, died on November 1st. During one of his final appearances, he exclaimed that he had nothing to repent for. He never apologized or repented. He said “I am not going to repent what I did I did for my country.”

I can hear you saying the same thing years after you single-handedly brought so much shame to our country and gave new and devastating meanings to the word “democracy.”

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: November 18, 2006 2:41:47 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
The President is committed to continuing our economic progress,
defending our freedom, and upholding our Nation's deepest values.

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The slide to nothingness.

Mr. President,
What a difference a little time makes. The last time you visited Putin you were pressing him for democratic reforms. Later on you denied their entrance to the WTO. Your imperial demeanor set the tone of that meeting.

Your recent trip was a complete role reversal. Putin is the Top Dog and you are a crippled pretender to the throne.
While you mired yourself in your ridiculous war on terror in Iraq, Putin was consolidating his country’s natural gas and energy resources. Subsequently, he has become the Energy God who controls a significant amount of Europe’s natural gas.

Who said Russia was down and out?

If you listen closely you can hear the world applaud your party’s resounding defeat in November. Your trip to the woodshed and outsourcing of our new foreign policy to daddy’s friends was inevitable. He has been there to constantly bail you out your whole life. He got you out of drunken driving charges, Vietnam, the National Guard, and Harkin Oil, and now he is here to help you once again.

I imagine your daddy hoped you would measure up, but unfortunately you were a loser as you grew up and remain a loser as our president as well.

I guess you will never measure up to be a man junior. You’ll be lucky if you don’t get impeached. Rummy may not be as lucky to avoid prosecution.

Sorry to see Rummy go, next to you, he was a great source of ridicule. Now that he is a common citizen there is a small matter regarding his involvement in war crimes.

The Center for Constitutional Rights has decided to kick-start a new investigation.

“Today, CCR filed a criminal complaint in Germany under their universal jurisdiction law charging Rumsfeld, Gonzales, and other high-ranking officials in the Bush administration with war crimes. The complaint was filed on behalf of 11 former detainees who were victims of severe beatings, sleep and food deprivation, hooding and sexual abuse in Abu Ghraib, and one detainee at Guantánamo Bay subjected to torture and abuse there under Rumsfeld’s specific authorization.”

The letter reads as follows:
Der Generalbundesanwalt beim Bundesgerichtshof,

Hiermit erkläre ich meine ausdrückliche Unterstützung für die Strafanzeige des Centers For Constitutional Rights/New York, Federation International pour les Droits de l’Homme/Paris, und RAV gegen Donald Rumsfeld et al., vertreten durch Rechtsanwalt Wolfgang Kaleck in Berlin. Ich bitte die Bundesanwaltschaft, die Ermittlungen wegen der Vorfälle in Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo und andernorts aufzunehmen. Da die USA sich nicht dem internationalen Gerichtshof unterstellen, ist dies die einzige Möglichkeit, dem Recht Geltung zu verschaffen.

I am writing to express my support for the criminal complaint filed against U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, et al., by the Center for Constitutional Rights, the International Federation for Human Rights, the Republican Attorneys Association and others, represented by Wolfgang Kaleck of Berlin, on November 14, 2006. I kindly request that you begin the investigations regarding the incidents at Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo, and others. Because the U.S. has failed to fully investigate, and because the U.S. is not a member of the International Criminal Court, there is no other forum to turn to in seeking justice and accountability.

Rummy’s head is not the only one on the line; George Tenet, Steven Cambone, Lieutenant General Ricardo Sanchez, Major General Geoffrey Miller, Major General Walter Wojdakowski, Colonel Thomas Pappas, Major General Barbara Fast, Colonel Marc Warren, Alberto R. Gonzales, William James Haynes, David S. Addington, Former Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Yoo, and Former Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel, Jay Bybee are all to be investigated if they have their way.

The CCR believes each of these people played a role in torturing suspects.

Enjoy yourself where ever you can junior it’s time to pay for your follies.

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: November 16, 2006 1:16:56 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
The President is committed to continuing our economic progress,
defending our freedom, and upholding our Nation's deepest values.

Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House
cannot respond to every message. Please visit the White House
website for the most up-to-date information on Presidential
initiatives, current events, and topics of interest to you.
In order to better receive comments from the public, a new system
has been implemented. In the future please send your comments to
comments@whitehouse.gov.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.