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Your life could have been so much easier.

Mr. President,
Did you ever wonder how much better your life would have been if you hadn’t run for president?

You would certainly be happier. The Mid East would be happy, Europe would be happy; Russia and China would be happy. I can only imagine how elated the whole Bush clan would be if they could go back in time and have Jeb, your parent’s favorite son, run for President instead of you.

I can only imagine how your father felt when you told him you were seeking the office, when George Sr. considered Jeb as most qualified for the job.

So why did you do it? Was it just to spite your brother and your daddy?

You could have had a nice paying lobbyist job, with ample time to clear out all the brush on your “ranch” by yourself and fish to your heart's content.

Now you have screwed yourself, your brother Jeb and defamed the Bush family so badly that history will no doubt will even rank your Nazi sympathizer-grandfather Prescott Bush higher than you.

Every day the public hears about either a new government scandal, an assault on the Constitution, or a new example of politicizing the basic tenets of our ‘so-called’ independent judiciary.

I feel so sorry for Americans who still believe in you.

I feel sorrier for those poor Republicans running for president scurrying around telling potential supporters that they are trying not to be you while still appealing to your base’s pro-birth, anti-stem-cell, anti-gay, pro-business and racist nature.

It is kind of ironic that the right-wing talk machine you used, to get people to believe your lies about WMD, and Saddam Heussein is bitching you out.

These hate-peddling pundits, the very ones mind you, that constantly spread nonstop White House propaganda, have begun to disparage you, junior.

The worms have turned. As a side note, since Limbaugh and Fox news had consistently called anyone who opposed you was a traitor and a surrender monkey, I wonder how they can possibly defend their criticism of the commander-in-chief, the decider, the holy of most holy defenders of freedom and protector of our shores? How can they square that circle? But, I guess since truth and ethics were never major concerns for those boys, it doesn’t matter much.

Republican candidates are scurrying away from you as fast as their little millionaire feet can move. And although any after work party at the White House has to be getting smaller and smaller these days, as one cabinet member after another leave you to spend more time with their families, you are still serving an important service to your party.

I am not talking about newly discovered pattern of obvious investigation of Democrats by your Justice department before each election cycle, nor am I talking about Karl Rove’s illegal meetings with Government agencies to use their considerable power, projects and budgets to gin up support for the GOP.

No, I’m talking about you, George Bush junior, the world’s favorite pinata.

Your disastrous time in office and resulting low poll numbers gives Republicans vying for the presidency a pretty clear picture of what not to espouse. You didn’t give them much to brag about.

The way I see it; if they take the average Republican’s take on Hillary’s unflattering image and add your flawed traits, it should give GOP candidates a pretty fair shot at the image they want to portray.

Spouting the usual anti-gay, anti-immigration, anti-abortion, anti-secularism, pro gun, pro church, pro- business rhetoric is not good enough this next election cycle. Although a fair amount of the usual fear-mongering never hurts many Republicans just before election time, Iraq is the 800 pound gorilla in every Republican’s nest and it won’t go away anytime soon.

They will have to do more to win over your disheartened base. The normal swift-boating of a Democrat front runner will have to happen closer to November. Meanwhile, they will have to separate themselves from the herd of other candidates first with occasional pot shots at leading Democrat contenders.

Limbaugh and Fox News have always supplemented the onslaught of fake, biased news against Democrats with their own brand of venom.

But, by openly criticizing you early in the game Limbaugh and Fox news placed themselves on the side of the “angels,” and ordained themselves saviors of conservative republicans so they win regardless of what you do now.

So there are some winners in this after all. What is it they said never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel. And although Limbaugh and Fox news can hardly be called a legitimate news organization, and I am not sure they even write, they do talk a lot and they are scrappers.

I wanted to wish you good luck with the G-8 and
Pooty Poot. Those people in old Europe really hate your guts. If you thought you were going to get some help in Afghanistan or with sanctions against Iran; ... well maybe the next president will get somewhere.
It seems like you are just a rotten judge of character. Thanks to the magic of video tape, Americans have been reminded your soulful expression of trust in the Russia Premier and claimed Putin had a good soul. Have you noticed that Cheney and Putin have a lot in common.

To bad about the
Guantanimo trial today. Seems like the judge threw your case out until you can prove the suspects on trial are UNLAWFUL Enemy Combatants. Later junior.

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: June 5, 2007 2:21:37 AM CDT
To: guzmatom@mac.com

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