Brooke Army Medical Center

You Deserve a Medal.

Mr. President,

How is that ugly cedar wound Mr President?

Since you are Commander In Chief does that mean you should give yourself a purple heart?

I liked the way you tried to compare yourself to those wounded soldiers at the Brooke Army Medical Center, who lost limbs, and eyes.

You showed the world your war-wounds incurred in the war on terror, but you didn't tell them how you single handedly killed that vicious al-qaeda cedar!

I bet those quadriplegics were proud to know their president was also a wounded warrior, just like them.

You are truly inspiring Mr President.

Date: January 7, 2006

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