Cheney

Loosing The Grunts And Allies

Mr. President,
I have been feeling oddly satisfied lately, almost peaceful. It is not the same feeling I would get for saying "I told you so" to those disillusioned people who supported you, it is better than that.

Now that many major media networks have jumped on the "Bush is incompetent" and "Republicans are Immoral" wagon," I don't feel like a madman yelling into the wind anymore. The winds are not on your back anymore junior, they have severly shifted into a strong headwind and there is a huge chorus of voices in the air daring to question your policies and propaganda.


You have made so many egregious errors how could they help it? You made it easy to disparage you and your administration, it has even become popular to "Bash Bush."

When you proclaimed Iran, Iraq and North Korea as your axis of evil, I was dumbfounded by the extent of your stupidity.

You are such an uneducated, unenlightened shit. You are so easily led around by Crazy-Man Cheney and the other neo-conservatives in your midst.

Did they whisper in your ear; "If you do as we recommend, you will be honored for years Mr. President"; "You will surpass your father's achievements"; You are special; Trust us; God wants you to do this; You are special."

So, what have years of "go-it-alone " and "don't negotiate with people you don't like " policy got you?


Iraq has sucked up almost half a trillion dollars, and thousands of liters of American blood with no end in sight.

It's hard to believe that the United States, the world's super power, invades a small Mid-Eastern country with an emaciated infrastructure; a fourth rate army, and you still found a way to screw it up.

Despite the notorious image you gave Iran they have not been deterred from continuing their work on nuclear power. Anti-American extremist Muslim groups have sprouted up like weeds all over the world. Anti-American sentiment in general has grown in every country.

Lebanon's fledgling democracy has been essentially destroyed when you allowed Israel to bomb their country to pieces.

The Ukraine's "Orange revolution" has come off the tracks and has fallen back into Putin's sphere of influence.

And now North Korea has reportedly exploded a small atomic weapon. It was a puny explosion about a half-kiloton according to a senior intelligence official. I seem to remember another large explosion they set off a few years ago which left a large crater. Our intelligence agency said it was probably created by conventional explosives. Perhaps Kim is, toying with your emotions again.

Your daddy's man James Baker has been sent to bail you out of another mess. Daddy always comes through doesn't he? His bi-partisan committee has been working on the Iraq quagmire and may report that Iraq should be split along ethnic lines with an equal split of oil profits given to each tribe. That's just a guess; of course.


I was so disappointed when Foley's folly became big news.

Forget the lies about getting us into war, Delay's money laundering Cunningham's greed, and Abramoff "pay for play" influence peddling. It doesn't strike a chord with a majority of Americans who believe Congressmen are corrupt; it's just something many Americans expect, but pedophilia, really hits home. Everyone loves children and knows how vulnerable they are.


Didn't you warn all your Republican congressmen to stay away from little boys junior, because just like Monica's dress, they might get some on them?


Remember Watergate? it is not the act so much as it is the coverup that can cause the Republican house of cards to fall.

You got one major hit junior are you shooting for another?

January 19, 2006
Mr. President,


Congratulations! I heard Al Queda has already decide to grant you their lifetime achievement award as "Recruiter of the Year" for invading Iraq. I understand that you may get a special award for tying up American counter intelligence assets by wiretapping Americans that could have otherwise been used to find real terrorists.


Cheney is also in the running for best supporting actor by promoting the NSA wiretapping program with his claims of saving thousands of lives.


On a different note, every one knows what a kidder you are. This will be reinforced in 21 days when Tony Blair will have to release the memo of your conversation suggesting the bombing of Aljazeera.


Speaking of propaganda, tell Hastert that it is no use to close the barn door now the cows have already escaped.


And here is someone who didn't escape. Call Arnold and see if he can send you a tape of Clarence Ray Allen's last breath. You know you want to see it, for old times sake.


From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: January 17, 2006
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

Cheney and Bibi sitting in a tree.

Mr. President,
American contractors have hit it big from your production of The Iraq My Father Didn't Know.

Lets compare the money you gave Iraq contractors against the money the movie Titanic raked in over the life of the movie. Titanic brought in about $1.8 billion. But your hit is bringing in twice as much for Cheney's buddies, every week. It's a hit with a bullet. Reality shows are in, buddy.

There are the critics however and unfortunately many soldiers are just dying to get out of this production. I heard over 2,200 just died laughing and over 30,000 had to be carried out of the theatre New customers are getting harder to get. Maybe allowing gem-x post boomers into the show will help get your numbers up.

Berlusconi is pulling out his 2500 troops this year, something about spring elections.  He is saying something like you did but without the aircraft carrier and the flight suit. On the bright side, you can put 2500 more KBR employees on contract and fatten up The Carlyle Group's wallet that much more. 

Here is the question of the day.  How do you think Cheney and "Bibi" are going to deal with the Abramoff fallout and something called the Capital Athletic Foundation? The money-laundering web just gets better and better with Israel, London law firms, cruise ships and Russian oil, boy you can't make this up. Netanyahu and Cheney wouldn't be trying to plan a distraction like a war with Syria or even Iran or both?
 
You got the making of another great new hit here junior.
From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: January 17, 2006
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

Watching your administration operate is like watching a boa constrictor suffocate its prey

Mr. President,

Your strategy to deal with our nation's poor is becoming more obvious.

Under your tutelage, a child is born into poverty every 36 seconds.

"No Child Left Behind" program is proving to be a wonderful way of keeping poor kids stupid.

And either jail or the military service will take care of many young frustrated adults that will not find employment.

Finally, your Medicare program now seems to be the final piece in your "triangle attack" against those three low income age groups.

As you struggle to manage your image for the history books, I wouldn't worry about anyone comparing you with Martin Luther King.


p.s.
While Cheney is in the Middle East could he stop by and visit Sharon? If the "Butcher" can only see Cheney perhaps he could get Sharon's trigger finger to flinch.

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: January 16, 2006
To: guzmatom@mac.com

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

Sorry to hear about your hospital visit.

Mr. Vice President,

Is your black heart in it's last throes? It may just be worn out from pumping infected bile instead of human blood.

Or perhaps all those lies and the death you brought to this world is taking its toll, Mr. Vice President.
You could do the world a favor, join the "Butcher" and then both of you could be placed in the same room with lots of light. I know people would pay to watch you both slowly vegetate while you drool all over yourself.

If you don't get well soon, who will make sure people get tortured? Who will make sure Americans get spied on?



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Date: January 9, 2006
To: guzmatom@mac.com

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